Sometimes you bust a nut

Sometimes the nut busts you

Why are you like this

That moment when you’re masturbating to the Russian twink, and you accidentally make eye contact with his left-arm angler fish tattoo during your moment of orgasm… … and you realize you don’t actually love him… you love the fish. You’ve always loved the fish

Have you ever ♥♥♥♥♥d so hard you opened up a portal to the underworld and let in all sorts of unspeakable evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the futre where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the evil that is Aku.

When the dong is good, you know that it is vvvvvvv

Good