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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 1:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:50am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:53am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:10am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:34am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:42am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 5:23am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 8:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:39am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:56am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:04am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:09am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:02am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:56am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:38pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:05am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:14pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:44am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:41am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:46pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:32pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:00am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2024 @ 7:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:54am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:11pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:31am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:50am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 10:27pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 6:48am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 11:41am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 2:39pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:00pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:26am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:09pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 9:06am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:03am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:18am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:44am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:55am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 9:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:58am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:31am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:33am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:52am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:16am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 3:01pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2024 @ 4:39am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 25 May, 2024 @ 10:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:47pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:53am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:52am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:25am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:22am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:31am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:52am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:50am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:53am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:10am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:20am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:02pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 9:13am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 5:21am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:46am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 8:14am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2024 @ 1:41pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2024 @ 7:32am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:54pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:47am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:40am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:49am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:58am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 10:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 10:24am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 5:53am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 5:49am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 3:25am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 3:37am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:52am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:32am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 4:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 8:48am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 4:29am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2024 @ 11:51am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:09pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:49am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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