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✪C1ay 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm 
+rep
Milan.ju 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm 
Wir möchten uns für die
Nutzung von You-Porn bedanken. Bereits 70
Ihrer Sex-Videos sind online!
wir weisen Sie darauf hin, dass das Hochladen von
Videos in denen Sex mit Tieren,
Männern und Frauen über 60 und Minderjährigen vorkommt
laut unseren Allgemeinen Geschäftsbedingungen
strengstens untersagt
ist. In den von Ihnen hochgeladenen Videos
"Anal mit dem Wal", "Blasen mit der Rentnerbande"
und "Warten am Kindergarten" haben Sie erneut gegen
diese Vorschriften verstoßen. Wir sind nicht
bereit Ihren Mangel an Anstand und Moral länger
hinzunehmen und teilen Ihnen mit, dass bei erneuten
Verstoß Ihr Zugangsprofil "der geile ZweilochhengstXXL"
unwiderruflich gelöscht wird.

Hochachtungsvoll Ihr
YouPorn-Team :D
PS1 10 Mar, 2022 @ 6:34am 
MMMMMMM i gotta look at this profile more often :aos2nanako:
ra1ncandy 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59pm 
hi
John From Garfield 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm 
+rep friendly guy :D
John From Garfield 24 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm 
shwaty like a melody in my head got me singing like nananana every day
zomi 27 Jul, 2021 @ 4:20pm 
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Rietveld45 30 Oct, 2017 @ 11:33am 
wow thats very forward dab with one arm!
arah 27 Oct, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
my modern day hitler<3
Janez 1 Sep, 2017 @ 10:55am 
On a 1-10 scale how "moist" would you consiter yourself?
fetus man 24 Aug, 2017 @ 4:38pm 
this guy sucks
Rietveld45 5 Jul, 2017 @ 2:32pm 
-repa took my ♥♥♥ like a real man
Rietveld45 26 Jan, 2017 @ 8:08am 
gass whos black
Black again
ra1ncandy 8 Jan, 2017 @ 8:55am 
Hi, youre a pretty cool guy!!
0nion_man_LV 19 Nov, 2016 @ 11:55am 
+rep best singing guy i have ever seen xDDD
Terry Trans Vampuppygirl RISE UP 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:46am 
Fat:sticky:
no 4 Sep, 2016 @ 3:02pm 
you are not cool
Rietveld45 31 Aug, 2016 @ 1:30pm 
Im gay, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son oney san. everything in here is 2D and bodypillow, one thing ive learned after 21 gay yueers-anime was a mistak
Nova 26 Aug, 2016 @ 10:25am 
♥♥♥
Dusty 28 Jul, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
Back off or imma shank all yous ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who tryna steal my man!
unraddd 14 May, 2016 @ 8:04pm 
Ur a god
Moog 8 May, 2016 @ 6:21pm 
your not actually who e
Rietveld45 1 May, 2016 @ 1:23pm 
Allo, I am South African man, I new to internet, I learn frum neingag to use , and . because very annooying, my was wondering if you wan play count strike globle offenisve? me very good now at this gaem and very cool tactic game, my wife and children play too, so if you want we can competetive match on dust two??? i killed 16 people for money to buy cool knife skims for globle offenseive, one of them was a small kid who scammed someone for csgo case, its ok thiugh, i got 1 key for killing him. so no scare but again you want to play gemas for good time? also i kan do send nudes for yur cool tf2 items. like they say in america: goodbye ♥♥♥♥♥
Grum 14 Apr, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
stay cool :shigure:
Nova 5 Apr, 2016 @ 2:19pm 
anus
NoodleGarbage 2 Apr, 2016 @ 10:43pm 
I'm your Romeo & your my Juliet
Dusty 27 Mar, 2016 @ 7:53am 
Ples give me garbo cat
Hobbes 24 Mar, 2016 @ 11:07am 
When overwatch comes out Ill be your reinhardt and protect you with my shield <3
Rietveld45 21 Mar, 2016 @ 11:52pm 
*MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYY* Noh, my knivfe, noh, NOOH *cry screams* NOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.... *THAT ITS, FOR THE BEST..* :marek:
Hobbes 11 Mar, 2016 @ 11:57am 
can I live on cat island with you?
Hobbes 11 Mar, 2016 @ 11:57am 
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John From Garfield 6 Mar, 2016 @ 5:03am 
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Rietveld45 1 Mar, 2016 @ 9:41am 
Dude, you're an amazing friend I tell you that <3
Dusty 28 Feb, 2016 @ 3:19pm 
All hail Lord Garbo ples accept my peace offer :saltyham:
cuuckmcduck 26 Feb, 2016 @ 12:17pm 
+rep battles his "inner impatient", is very amenable and trustworthy :P
John From Garfield 22 Feb, 2016 @ 9:15am 
You need help
Rietveld45 22 Feb, 2016 @ 8:33am 
Tonks men, rally emmisionate it
Dusty 21 Feb, 2016 @ 12:49pm 
Danm Daniel :SaltyHam:
SYN 21 Feb, 2016 @ 11:15am 
ez pz lmn sqz
Antond123123 16 Feb, 2016 @ 2:58pm 
:3
SYN 14 Feb, 2016 @ 12:37pm 
cyka blyat idi nahui
Joki 14 Feb, 2016 @ 9:14am 
♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you a ho-ass ♥♥♥♥♥. I don't know why you trying to go big, ♥♥♥♥♥ you ain't ♥♥♥♥. Walking around like you God's gift to Earth, ♥♥♥♥♥ you ain't ♥♥♥♥. You ain't even buy me no outfit for the fourth. I need that Brazilian, wavy, twenty eight inch, you playin'. I shouldn't be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with you anyway, I need a baller-ass, boss-ass ♥♥♥♥♥. You'se a off brand-ass ♥♥♥♥♥, everybody know it, your homies know it, everybody ♥♥♥♥♥♥' know. ♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥, don't call me no more. You won't know, you gonna lose on a good ♥♥♥♥♥. My other ♥♥♥♥♥ is on, you off. What the ♥♥♥♥ is really going on?
Pipike 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:38am 
+rep is a real memelord
ra1ncandy 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:22am 
:B1:
Gov,nor GR££N☕ 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:19am 
Oh Hey!, Take This Lazy Made Cheap Pound Land Plastic Piece of Shet! This Vallytimes day!
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(͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) we make bobehs jah?
Joki 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:12am 
BAD RHYS
Joki 14 Feb, 2016 @ 4:12am 
NO
John From Garfield 13 Feb, 2016 @ 7:33am 
Well, here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when I used to laugh at it?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
But now I'm not laughing
For the longest time,
I've kept myself away,
But Rainbow Dash and Twilight?
I must admit
That's what I'm clopping to
I draw the line at fillies
(I'm no pedophile)
But Applebloom is so very cute
Some days I wish I had more time
So I could clop forever
It's a shame that can never be true
Rarity, Big Macintosh and Applejack three -way,
That's what I'm clopping to
I'll just get right to it
Now I only want to clop
Goodbye my friends,
Rule 34 is calling
It would be funny,
if it weren't so sad
Well, friends, you've been replaced
I don't need you guys now
Maybe when I get to clopping
I won't feel so bad
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie
That's what I'm clopping to
Without my friends, I've got you all to myself
Now I only want to clop
Now I only want to clop
Now I only want to...
Clop.
AFTERLIFE 9 Feb, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "count stryk" and i want to become the goodest player like you i play with 400 ping on brazil server and am iron 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

i nid kniv to be the goodest player, plz gib. ty
John From Garfield 9 Feb, 2016 @ 10:05am 
You think you win tf2. I'll ddos your fridge