+rep slappin heavy buddy, fun 2 uber

Add me i need to tell you something wrong

I hate when I go out in my clothes and get yelled at for my "faggy shirt".
Like "hey nice faggy shirt you ♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!! FAAAAAGOOOOT!!"
I don't understand, I was just wearing a shirt with cute little pictures of two dudes blowing each other on it.

Possible responses to someone who's trying to pick a fight with you

1. Piss off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
2. ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
3. Please, kindly go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.
4. Step the ♥♥♥♥ off.
5. Punch them in the face.

Me and my best bro used to play this game where we suck each others' ♥♥♥♥♥ and call the person who ♥♥♥♥ first a ♥♥♥. I usually win because my bro's never been all that great at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and when he jizzes in my mouth, I make him finish me off then give him a passionate kiss so he has to swallow both loads. Then I berate him for the next hour or so about what a total ♥♥♥ he is. To this day I've acumulated over 1200 victories in this battle of skill and edurance, not only over my best bro, but over hundreds of other chalengers. Each just wishing to earn the right to even call me a ♥♥♥.

You been visited by the ISIS tank of halalness, copy paste this 5 times without getting drone striked and Allah will bless you with 322 virgins in the afterlife