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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 14.4 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Mar, 2019 @ 10:28pm

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My friend and I were starving to death on our tiny raft, we couldn't find any islands and my friend was stupid. He was messing around and fell off the raft, I burst out laughing. I fell off the raft. I instantly get chomped by 3 sharks and die. My friend survives and rescues me, turns out I was stupid. Out of frustration I started losing my ♥♥♥♥ irl, swam in the ocean so that I may die. It was quick and painless, my friend didn't even know I died. Then he saved me and I watched him die then I died. Overall I rate 10/WouldPlayAgainWhenLandSharksBoardTheShipEnMass
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