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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:44am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2020 @ 7:15am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:31am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:53am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 1:51am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 11:09am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 12:36pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 6:11am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 10:56am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 11:28am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 12:47pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 12:24am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:36am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:34am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:11am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:26am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:02am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 12:34am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 1:03am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 3:20am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:35am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 9:21am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:05am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 10:14am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 5:31am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 7:42am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 12:59am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2022 @ 12:01am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 5:57am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 1:57am