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Basically a glorified game of tag where the enemies have guns, with a toxic cocktail of annoyance:

- Poor pathing for follower zombies
- Getting shot snares you/followers
- Enemies shoot you through walls and around corners

Silly, fun little game. Feels a bit like a browser Flash game, but a lot smoother.

Objective is simple: keep the snugglies in the back of your truck as you navigate the course. Deceptively challenging with enough silliness to break up the sometimes frustrating courses at higher difficulties.

A throwback style JRPG. Will feel very familiar to (S)NES gamers.

Reasonably difficult, but not controller-throwing levels.

Music is a little repetitive, but combat feels really good and it plays well with a controller.

>Play Shadow Warrior.
>Splatter dudes all over the place.
>Play this, go clean up your mess.

Only gripe is lack of a crosshair. Seriously, would make things much less painful.

Rick-diculously difficult. Can be played one-handed, so you have a hand free to vape/drink/fap/pet cat. Oddly satisfying.

Think Portal, with more puns, and manipulating gravity instead of portals in order to solve puzzles.

Don't be fooled by the cartoonishness, its more challenging than it looks.

Money spent on game: 74 cents
Cost of keyboard damaged while raging at "normal" difficulty: $150

Officially the highest damage-to-cost ratio of any game in my 30 years of video gaming.

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Ridiculously difficult, even on the lowest setting. "Dark Souls" mode with no checkpoints.

Tip: turn the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sound off. Its cheeky and fun, but after you die for the 12390478190328471298034761802936417982346172983541279342th time, it gets really old.

A bit of a throwback to old-school beat-em-up games. Only you can beat or shoot, and its full of demons.

Lots of jokes, puns, goofy moments. Lighthearted and exceptionally violent. Lots of fun.

The Good:
+ LOCAL MULTIPLAYER. This can't be overstated. If you have the controllers and a badass enough of a PC, you can have up to 4 (I think) people playing on a single PC. I can't stress enough how nice of a feature this is, as someone with controllers and a badass PC. A real selling point.
+ Controller support! A big plus. I use a PS3 controller over Bluetooth and it works flawlessly. Much more intuitive.
+ Graphics are reasonable, for a port. Some of the face scans aren't great, but by and large, the textures and animations are a bit better than I expected, honestly.
+ Good character customization
+ Integrates well with Steam. Achievements, matchmaking, "invite friends to your game" functionality, all that stuff.
+ Alt-Tabs excellently. Full-screen Windowed mode would be nice, but with alt-tab handling like this, its not required.
+ Unlockables actually feel like something you want to chase, and they're reasonably achievable.

The Bad:
- Keyboard controls are really, really awkward. Like seriously. There's no mouse support at all, which I found alarming. But for real, play on Easy, or buy a controller. You'll be much happier.
- Somewhat unstable. I've had a few crashes that happen at seemingly random times. Might just be my tendency to tab out and ♥♥♥♥ like that.
- Load times. I'm on an SSD, I was a bit disappointed with the loading times. Skyrim loaded up with 4k textures loads significantly faster. Not sure what's up with that.
- Sometimes the AI opponents go into LOLCENAWINS mode and just decide that you're going to lose the match, no matter what. Really irritating.
- Announcers are obnoxious, but you learn to tune them out.
- Game elements are roughly 1 year behind kayfabe story lines, FYI
- Online play can be buggy. I've found lots of issues with inexplicable disconnects and "game is no longer available" messages. That, and if someone is playing on a potato computer, your graphics WILL be slowed down to compensate for theirs. Source: I know someone who plays on Potato Computer and experienced this first hand. Really strange.
- Sami Zayn is in the game. ♥♥♥♥ Sami Zayn.

Overall:
An average port of a good game. Mod support is baked in, and mods are already rolling out. Playing with a controller makes a huge difference. Lots of nice features, which overcomes being rough around the edges.

Tons of characters to get attached to, interesting moral decisions, enough action to keep you engaged, and good role-play elements. A real classic.