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Ready to synthesize butyl lithium? Here’s the real deal. First, ether—make it so dry it's drier than your mom. If it's not anhydrous, you’re basically asking for a fireball. Step 1: Add butyl chloride (C₄H₉Cl) to lithium metal (Li) in a nitrogen atmosphere. No oxygen allowed. The lithium reacts, making butyl lithium and lithium chloride. Step 2: Stir. But if you stir like you’ve just eaten butter, it’s game over. Step 3: Don’t let a single drop of moisture near it. One mistake, and you’ve got a reaction worse than your worst gas after Chipotle. I'm talking real Brad Chadleys. Step 4: Quench with ethanol or controlled water—too much and you’ll be farting around with disaster. If you mess this up, don’t say I didn’t warn you. You’ll be leaving this conversation in flames, just like your academic career after this quarter.

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Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and 1 am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require and guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur jett? .. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play valorant, and are you good at playing sage? I am a peak gold 3, so I would be happy to help you rank up.

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