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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 3:23am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:46am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 2:09pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 6:51am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:05am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:58am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:26am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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