sorry for poor english I am russia

was playing online grand theft automobile when hit fellow video gamer car with my car. i exit auto mobile and attempt trading of insurance information when I am hit by pistol bullet. fellow gamer goes into my vehicular and driver car. I am to look inside of his vehicular transportation when i cannot find vehicle registration under his name. call local police officer but he is not help, he is say racism things at me (i am a white in real but I enjoy roleplay as africa). so if anyone sees car license 7EDT417 please use telephone and call me

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's profiles who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my ♥♥♥♥ became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ his tight little juicy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my ♥♥♥ and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my ♥♥♥♥. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ tick?
Who is this ♥♥♥ plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
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Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
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Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.

Friends

A friend is someone who is always at your side,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of ♥♥♥♥, and your breath smells like you've been eating cat food,
A friend is someone who likes you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of arseholes,
A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,
A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should
be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs,
A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the cheque
and leaves and doesn't speak much English... * no, sorry that's the cleaning
lady, A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish
of being rich to come true.

Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.