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I just toss that ham in the fryin pan
like spam
it's done when I come in slam
damn, I feel like the son of sam
don't make me wreck ♥♥♥♥
hectic next to the chair
got me goin' like general electric
errr
the lights are blinkin' I'm thinkin'
it's all over when go out drinkin'
OH makin' my mind slow,
that's why I don't ♥♥♥♥ with the big four-oh
bro, I got ta' maintain
cuz a ♥♥♥♥♥ like me is goin; insane
Spending late nights up with a test tube, oh oh-oh-oh oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine, calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-o-oan?
And as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on her door...
BANG BANG
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
BANG BANG
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure she was dead
Fix'd ;-)
Imagine that finale in The Great Escape where Steve McQueen jumped the fence in a German motorbike while under heavy fire...now replace the dreamy Mr. McQueen with a large bear in a dress.
If that doesn't lift your spirits...here's some monkeys riding bicycles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1xFLrPuPq0&NR=1
(Much better pirate-related song than You Are a Pirate. Go buy it and micspam it.)
Also, awesome avatars.
WILL THEY WORK FOR MY FIVE KIDS AS WELL?
NEW
I liked my Monkey Island!
:O
Play With Him and Be Amazed
PS: Unless It's On The Dead Air Finale, We're Not Proud of That.
Oh wait...