Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv (plz don't reject me !!)

I'm gay and I love you but no one will ever know since I wrote this on a dead platform

+rep good team player

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DO NOT play with him, he gives NO ♥♥♥♥♥, he will KILL YOU!!!

Hey so I just wanted to leave my horror story of this guy's abuse of the North African Sperm Whale back when we both worked at the aquarium. He invited me one night to see the late night show he did for friends and family on some occasions, after hours when all the cameras were turned off in the medical bay so the Sperm Whales did not feel threatened. When I entered the medical bay, which is where he told me to meet him, I saw something so gruesome, so horrific, so absolutely terrifying that I still have a bone chilling fear of men such as him to this day... I saw him 3 inches, balls freaking deep in Big Bertha the Sperm Whale, oh Bertha so beloved to the kids! How could he do this? He was doing these horrible experiments, he said it was for science! He wanted to make a man/whale hybrid.