You are Rem, the Sooteared Wolf. The details aren't important right now. The Moonlit Kingdom needs you to protect your rabbit-eared friends by becoming each of them at their moment of greatest endangerment or embarrassment. You must set history right by sharpening your claws and taking your fiercest swing at the city's evil denizens. The Rabbits want to return all of lunar existence to the gleaming towers of the Kingdom.

Planet UWU is in danger of being invaded by evil factions that seek nothing but dominating the sources and keeping them for themselves.

To defend UWU, the Alliance will have to use their drinks and powers to defeat the wicked forces craving for power, a thirst that cannot be quenched.

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anyway. 9/10 experience. the only thing stopping me from giving a perfect 10/10 is that i am now scarred. battered. broken. ive already gouged out my eyes :3 hehe. next i will lobotomize my brain :P hehe. hehe. hehe. hehe.

first things first, i didnt WANT to buy melon's feet crafting services but after an eye opening conversation with her fc members involving the pros and cons of melons god tier toes, i caved. i mean, they literally called her the 'sockless savant', like, what the skibidi toelet? as the Savant began crafting my requested HQ potions, she casually said 'watch this', and WATCH I DID. how could such teeny instruments have such a disturbing amount of finesse... X_X i wonder whether it was some kind of divine touch, or just talent... but after a good ten minutes of what i can only describe as a 'feat' of questionable alchemical prowess, my gemdraughts appeared out of (what felt like) thin air, together with a weird glow emanating from them...? as i drank my freshly created potions in a raid... the capabilities of my mind were increased in a way that felt a bit too... personal

Duuuuuuuuuuumpy Mlemon?!