Recent reviews by Colwyn

Still fun after a couple years and 1000+ hours!

Seems fun at first till you get an hour or so in and in front of a boss with 100's of projectiles coming at you and just to add to the frustration theres a time limit that is lowered everytime you're hit.... Start a boss with 30 seconds and within 5 seconds you're down to 10 seconds and then dead.

Gifted this game but just sits at loading screen. Awesome. Really glad i didnt pay for it but sucks someone else did. ♥♥♥♥ this game.

If the beta is any indication of how this game will run its a no buy. On a 390 optimal sets everything to max and the game drops to 20fps across most maps. Set everything to normal and it jumps up to 50ish fps.

The optimisation alone is a reason not to buy. Let alone balance issues. Really just look at the past COD games on PC. The last two(?) are basically dead on PC.

Boring chore of a game. Textures were constantly flickering, i ran into a couple bugs where i had to restart the game to continue. The story was bland and i dont care enough to look up the meaning of it. The puzzles were stupid and were made even worse since they were so wierdly cryptic and you're given no clues and some of them were so sensitive that i did what i needed to do muliple times but the game wouldnt recognize it. I had to keep a walkthrough open just so i wouldnt spend an hour on something.

2/10 Had high hopes going but sorely disappointed.

WOW Last boss and the game crashes and now i'd have to start all the way over to finish? The ♥♥♥♥?

Error:

Calling method from NULL object

Call Stack:

Game:load(C[?I)V
SaveGame:loadGame(C[)P
SaveGame:loadGame(ODictionary;)P
DeathSpank.loadGame(?I)V
Ability_GoldWeapon3.onPickedup(OBaseActor;)V


Thanks for wasting my time ♥♥♥♥ game.

I actually really enjoyed this game....up until the ending. THe problem is that you pretty much have to have a revive potion for the last boss and for that you need a certain amount of currency but if you dont have enough before you enter the room before the boss you're stuck. No going back to a previous save or anything, and makes it worse since im about 20 feathers away from one.... So i could sit here for an hour and get frustrated as hell trying to kill the end boss but no thanks....

2 hours of ok gameplay just to get stuck by an oversight by the devs.

Controls just add frustraion to this game. If it wasnt for that it would be fine. Wouldnt bother with this.

Nothing but bugs and crashes. Had to verify the files to get it to run only to have it lose my saves. Picked it up in a bundle, now i know why it was bundled so soon after release.

DO NOT BUY! Game has a horrible bug near the end that makes the game un-beatable. You literally glitch through an elevator and die. The maxframerate and SmoothedFrame fixes do not work. This game should be removed from Steam.