I swear to god, soon as I got up this morning and sat down at the front of a store. Guess what jumped off the window? A MONKEY! Guess what he said. ”Did you eat breakfast this morning Chester Stone?” I said ”No Mr Monkey.” He said ”Here, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana ♥♥♥♥♥!” god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥… DAMN