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Hey, it's Michael from the Normal Sized Ass Association. I'm just calling to let you know that we, unfortunately, cannot accept your application at this time. Because from the pictures you sent it looks like you have the absolute fattest juiciest dump truck i have ever seen in my life. It looks like there's two basketballs down your jeans, I really don't know how you fit through doorways. Anyways that's all i called to say, I wish you the best of luck, and please be careful with that thing.

यह व्यक्ति भोसड़ीवाला है.

-rep cant play with guys with good hair, gets jealous. 0 hair, literally wears a wig.

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ©ock push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.