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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:06am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:36am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:24am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:04pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 1:08am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 4:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:34pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:20pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 3:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:09am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 7:59am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 3:23am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 5:16am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 3:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:51pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 3:59am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:13pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:37pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 3:54am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 5:08am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2023 @ 8:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 1:56am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 10:29pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 12:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:02am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 7:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 5:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 May @ 4:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 7:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 4:54am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:28am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:52am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 5:28pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 3:40am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 7:11am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:15am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:35am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 4:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 4:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 2:13am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:46pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May @ 3:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 3:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 6:48pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:33am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:44pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 6:42am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 4:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 3:53pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 4:58am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 3:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 4:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 4:10pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:08am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 3:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:39am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:11am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:14am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:14am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:22pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:06am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:14am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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