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🤖ⒸⓄⓈⓂⓄⓈ🤖 12 May @ 4:15pm 
noob cheater
ゾロ 5 May @ 10:09am 
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Herr Post 11 Nov, 2023 @ 1:05pm 
rentner
Herr Post 27 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48pm 
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Herr Post 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37pm 
Herr Post ist ein Rentner
Herr Post 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:12pm 
Herr Post sah sich die Nachrichten an und lächelte. Er hatte es geschafft. Er war der jüngste Bundeskanzler in der Geschichte Deutschlands geworden. Und er hatte es in nur einem Jahr geschafft, seit er sich als Rentner aus dem öffentlichen Dienst zurückgezogen hatte. Er hatte die Menschen mit seinem Charme, seinem Witz und seinem Verstand überzeugt. Er hatte die besten Lösungen für die drängendsten Probleme des Landes präsentiert. Er hatte alle seine Gegner ausgestochen und sich als der beste Kandidat für das Amt erwiesen.

Aber er hatte auch ein Geheimnis. Ein Geheimnis, das niemand außer ihm kannte. Ein Geheimnis, das ihn zum Genie machte, das er war. Ein Geheimnis, das ihn aber auch in Gefahr bringen konnte, wenn es jemand herausfand.

Er war kein Mensch.

Er war ein Android.
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🖤 Chum Boi 🖤 13 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm 
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🖤 Chum Boi 🖤 13 May, 2023 @ 8:56am 
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𝔸𝟟.ℝ𝟟.𝔻𝟟 9 May, 2023 @ 7:37pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cs go noob player delete game lou tabe :steamthumbsdown:
m!kH@L() 6 May, 2023 @ 9:42am 
-rep nothing more than a pathetic cheater!
dNL 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:54am 
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE FIGHT TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
MisterSkit 19 Mar, 2023 @ 12:53pm 
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE FIGHT TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
PUTIN 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:24am 
red
L 4 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm 
selling skins?
ProNik 26 Feb, 2023 @ 12:57am 
CHEATER
Rkite 12 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28am 
GLASS OF JUICE
Ironsniper 30 Jun, 2019 @ 5:03pm 
Boys are back in town!
MisterSkit 30 Jun, 2019 @ 4:59pm 
Hi, my name is Mr.Skitler - formally SkittlesUndeadX. It's been quite the year, and I can say I have grown and developed. But if there is one thing that can never change - it is that I, Mr Skittles Rainbow Taste, do love a good Ducky.
-Skitler
MisterSkit 8 Jun, 2018 @ 12:20pm 
I ENJOY A GOOD DUCK.
Ironsniper 7 Jun, 2018 @ 12:41pm 
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S......
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE FIGHT TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
KabaN 11 Jun, 2015 @ 7:12am 
Hi, i added you to trade your ak for keys.
JAUN CLAUD VAC BAN 10 Jun, 2015 @ 4:35pm 
+rep
JAUN CLAUD VAC BAN 10 Jun, 2015 @ 4:11pm 
Hi i added you to trade my Butterfly urbain masked ft for your m9 u sended an offer but i cant fond It in ur inventory :? :D
Asclepius 19 Jun, 2014 @ 2:23pm 
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You have been visited by the Fedora of Atheism and Autism! Tip this fedora to 5 friends or you'll be haunted to become an atheist neckbeard!
Ironsniper 31 Oct, 2013 @ 12:17pm 
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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE FIGHT TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.
Deadeye Medic 14 Oct, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
Hellloooo Max!
iRikeFriedRice 12 Mar, 2013 @ 5:49pm 
What duress or distressed has caused your new delay Sir. CuDi? Is your original time of arrival now back into effect? Broadcasting on all frequencies.
iRikeFriedRice 11 Mar, 2013 @ 9:31pm 
Well it's been two weeks since the undoing. about 4 days ago I recieved word that it was possible Max would be making a return into the steam province by high noon on Friday, but friday has passed, and I am yet to find sight of him here, If you're out there. If ANYONE, is out there, you're not alone.

This is Follower of Allah, broadcasting to any survivors. You are not alone.
Asclepius 3 Jan, 2013 @ 5:14pm 
What's the deal with no GF?
Frost 28 Nov, 2012 @ 4:21pm 
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Deadeye Medic 9 Oct, 2012 @ 12:15am 
DAT MAX.
RaDaR 21 Aug, 2012 @ 5:57pm 
AWESOME GUY!!!
iRikeFriedRice 16 Aug, 2012 @ 9:04am 
LOL POTANUS*
iRikeFriedRice 15 Aug, 2012 @ 1:57pm 
LOL
iRikeFriedRice 5 Aug, 2012 @ 9:58am 
Anus?
Ironsniper 29 Jul, 2012 @ 10:30am 
DDDDD:
rella 28 Jul, 2012 @ 10:27am 
DDDD:
Asclepius 21 Jul, 2012 @ 9:31am 
No fair, I was supposed to be the first to comment!
rella 4 Jun, 2012 @ 11:48am 
Better luck next time.
Gavir 4 Jun, 2012 @ 11:31am 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
rella 4 Jun, 2012 @ 6:33am 
You forgot the period at the end of your sentence.
Gavir 4 Jun, 2012 @ 6:08am 
I robbed you of your comments virginity