really.... low blow dude.... there REALLY is a chair in my wife and i's bedroom.... what the ♥♥♥♥ is your issue with me? Seriously man why the ♥♥♥♥ are you putting my bee's wax out into the public eye. ♥♥♥♥ you man -rep

Let it be known that CPS (Cuckold Protective Services) have been called to check on you . You’re currently in danger of being cucked by every male on the planet and need security services for you and your wife due to your emasculated status . Please do not continue to use social media as you will invariably inhibit the abilities of the CPS to ensure your wife does not get ravaged by other men .

dang you’re 6’7 so you play in the NBA

Me (6’7 Nonchalant Dreadhead): *listening to Phonk in Hallway*
Woman : Phonk is for losers
Me: BOII WHAT U SAY *+♾️aura* *+♾️ testosterone* *+♾️ noradrenaline*
Me: ENGLIS OR SPANIS?
Woman and sussy caseoh(AYO😳): *move*
Me: *starts singing fein Phonk*

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ

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I crave you carnally and viscerally

I crave you carnally and viscerally

god i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love gilbo

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great sniper! gg

I'm so sick and tired of the way society views gamers 🤬. Just because we enjoy playing video games 🎮, it doesn't make us lazy or unproductive 😤. In fact, many games require problem-solving skills and quick thinking 💡. And just because some games have violence or sexism in them, it doesn't mean that all games are like that 🙄. There are plenty of games that promote diversity, inclusion, and empathy 😇. I wish people would stop judging us based on outdated stereotypes and take the time to understand the benefits of gaming 🤔.

Wow, look at the tits on her! Lucky bastard! Cheers!

-PFC Patrick Callahan, Iraq 1993-1995

Semper Fi

“If you don’t like it… ♥♥♥♥ off!”

Make America Great Again! 2016

-rep, not the best player. He got 2 kills and 18 deaths :/

You should be able to make this from materials lying around your house.

To start, you'll need some pennies or any copper coin. I recommend 6 or 7 of them to make bigger crystals.

Get a clear jar or glass of some sort, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt and 1 tablespoon of baking powder.

Then you grab some ammonia and pour it 2/3 up or as tall as you want your crystals to be.

The last ingredient is very important, it's laundry bleach. Pour it into the glass until it's completely full, then quickly pour the pennies in and grab a straw and start blowing into it. And that's how you make homemade crystals!

Have fun creating your own cool crystals!

I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

damn right.

Amber petter

who was that man id like to shake his hand

shrimp kickflip

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+rep ♥♥♥♥♥ and also farts