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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 10:04pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 7:21am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:12am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 10:21am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 9:27pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 10:31pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 3:05pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2016 @ 9:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 9:33am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2016 @ 8:41pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 2:36pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 11:29pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:29am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 10:30pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 8:48pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 10:37pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 8:39am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:35am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 11:50am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 9:34pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 3:41pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 9:18am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 10:06am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 1:05pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 2:11pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 9:45pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2016 @ 9:45pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 8:24am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 May, 2016 @ 1:18pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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