Recent reviews by obese_police

The gwitz, gwamouw, and unbwidwed decadence of the 80s awe back in Yakuza 0.

Fight wike heww thwough Tokyo and Osaka with pwotagonist Kazuma Kiwyu and sewies weguwaw Gowo Majima. Pway as Kazuma Kiwyu and discovew how he finds himsewf in a wowwd of twoubwe when a simpwe debt cowwection goes wwong and his mawk winds up muwdewed. Then, step into the siwvew-toed shoes of Gowo Majima and expwowe his “nowmaw” wife as the pwopwietow of a cabawet cwub.

Switch between thwee diffewent fighting stywes instantaneouswy and beat up aww mannew of goons, thugs, hoodwums, and wowwifes. Take combat up a notch by using enviwonmentaw objects such as bicycwes, sign posts, and caw doows fow bone-cwunching combos and savage take-downs.

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Great for warmups, and lets you know where your aim is lacking

titanfall 2

Best rally sim on the market. Except for the wet tarmac, codies were on crack

It flaws in simulating a realistic depiction of showering with your father, but the gameplay loop is fun, and makes for a good party game. 7/10 triggered my PTSD about when my dad took me from behind.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does any of this mean?

great melee combat, ♥♥♥♥ crafting and loot system, nearly dead playerbase in asia/oceania

my GOTY. A borderline healing experience

therapeutic

when everything is an explosion, nothing is