MARTA

De longe não acertas nos bonecos, e de perto parece que estás de longe

+rep és feio, mas até jogas bem

Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

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⠄⠄⢀⢮⣾⣽⢷⣿⣷⣯⣿⡾⣿⣺⣞⢖⢵⢱⠸⡐⡀
⠄⠄⡕⣯⠷⠟⡛⠛⠚⠯⢷⢿⣻⣾⡯⣯⡷⣕⢕⢔⠐⡀
⠁⢀⠗⡁⢅⢂⢀⠠⠄⡈⠌⣏⢏⠎⠍⠍⠉⠊⠗⠌⡂⠄
⠄⣎⢎⠎⠎⠎⠪⠐⠄⠐⣘⣾⢕⠄⡁⠠⠠⡠⡀⠄⠄⠡
⢠⡣⡥⣒⠂⠢⠠⠠⠠⣡⣾⣿⢑⠄⡄⡐⠁⠃⠋⠊⢈⠄
⡵⣽⣯⣯⣯⣯⡾⣽⢿⣿⡻⠯⡧⣑⢐⢄⢅⢁⢑⠠⢀⢂
⣽⡿⡾⡯⠯⢃⢝⠞⠉⠈⡘⢈⠂⠊⠢⠣⢳⣓⣗⡵⡕⠔
⡗⡏⡣⠡⢑⢔⣗⢿⠪⢂⠐⠄⡂⠠⠄⢕⠄⢕⠵⡱⡱⢑
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⡑⡸⡸⣐⢥⣂⣉⡋⡈⠉⠉⠑⠙⠪⢃⠄⠠⠄⠐⠄⠄
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-rep u can hear the bastard breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Probably due to extreme overweight