Recent reviews by noxshroom

Imagine slogging your way in wingman for two months to get to SMFC and then running into two bad games with hackers, in a row, and losing rank both times.
Gr8 game m8, i r8 8/8

"this is rust" he says, as he proceeds to fire two pounds of lead into my head.
10/10 would hit driftwood with rocks again.

It's not the worst game I've played.
It's not bad; it's probably just me.
Here's what I think:

The gameplay is very tedious and spastic.
When actually trying to do something, the controls/movement really sucks. Movement is slow, on the computer and in "real life", and some of the "anti hack" minigames barely work, because you cant even click on the nodes to jump to the other nodes, or move the "push" block.

No tutorial.
Now, other than the dude at the start talking to you about the store, there's not really much else. I had to look at a guide on steam to figure out what to do past getting randomly hacked twice and browsing the ANN.

This game reminds me a bit of FNAF. Not in the sense that it has jumpscares (it does), but that there are alot of things to control and keep in mind at once when getting an objective complete.

Take my opinion with a grain of salt; you may like this game :)
This review will probably be buried under the other positive ones, but if you do read this then keep this in mind.

best i give this game 7 bacon out of 10.

good gam