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Recent reviews by Portanator

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
44.4 hrs on record (32.4 hrs at review time)
I got this game 4 days ago, and I already have 32 hours in it. If you like having scan lines burned into your retinas and seeing them when you close your eyes, then this is the game for you. 10/10
Posted 29 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
69.7 hrs on record (54.3 hrs at review time)
I wish mental illnesses were real
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
fun for about 14 minutes, they should make a sequel called ball torture the full experience
Posted 5 June, 2023. Last edited 5 June, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
174.2 hrs on record (38.1 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ unfortunate development
Posted 19 February, 2023.
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1,221.0 hrs on record (912.3 hrs at review time)
its kinda good i guess
Posted 14 February, 2023.
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144.9 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
i have the constant urge to quote this game, 10/10 would recommend

Edit: Give the game back to the original creators you cowards
Posted 27 October, 2022. Last edited 17 March, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
im awful at csgo, tried this, and im still awful
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
431.7 hrs on record (395.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you want to buy this to play creative or challenge mode, then go for it, those are both excellent modes.
If you want to buy this to play survival, save your money. The world is uninteresting, the combat sucks, and you have to grind for hours to get anything done. Even the farming system, you know, the system the entire mode is pretty much based around, is unpolished and unfun. If you want to build a base, have fun spending hours just chopping down trees, mining rocks, and killing hundreds of farmbots just to get enough component kits to upgrade everything in your base. The only time survival is fun is when you've fully progressed and have everything you need, which is basically worse creative.
Posted 25 August, 2022.
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37.9 hrs on record (35.6 hrs at review time)
mid
Posted 20 August, 2022.
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28.6 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
i shot a bean with a laser and they exploded
Posted 24 July, 2022.
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