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RODSIN 10 Oct @ 9:23am 
guiness is top
Festive President Farts MCcool 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am 
qwertyuiop
The_Pho3nix 27 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41pm 
Hello, thanks for contacting us, we dont have any more of The_Pho3nix left, but we do have some Popcane models, we can provide a refund if you dont want the Popcane model, please let us know.
The_Pho3nix 26 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am 
Hello, sorry for the inconvenience about your femboy, It appears one of the femboys was actually Dua Lipa, do you want a replacment?
The_Pho3nix 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12am 
Hello, is this the buy one femboy and get the other for free store
Festive President Farts MCcool 15 May, 2023 @ 10:35am 
na.
The_Pho3nix 14 May, 2023 @ 8:03am 
Ayyo president go run your country dont get in between us
Festive President Farts MCcool 14 May, 2023 @ 4:07am 
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
And I still can't find you
Where did you go?
And my feet so tired
But this love I hold
Still holding on
Why can't I let you go?
A thousand miles beyond
But you're still in control
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
One day I'm gon' find you
I'm gon' find you, I'm gon find you
One day I'm gon' find you
I'm gon' find you, I'm gon find you
One day I'm gon' find you
I'm gon' find you, I'm gon find you
One day I'm gon' find you
I'm gon' find you, I'm gon find you
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
And I'd go a thousand miles just to find you
The_Pho3nix 13 May, 2023 @ 10:02am 
So stay civilized, time flies
Though incarcerated your mind dies
I hate it when your moms cries
It kinda makes me want to murder, for reala
I even got a mask and gloves to bust slugs, but one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
Sometimes I sit back with a Buddha sack
Mind's in another world, thinkin'
"How can we exist through the facts?"
Written in school text books, bibles, et cetera
♥♥♥♥ a school lecture, the lies get me vexed-er
So I be ghost from my projects
I take my pen and pad for the weekend
Hittin' L's while I'm sleepin'
A two-day stay, you may say I need the time alone
To relax my dome, no phone, left the 9 at home
You see the streets had me stressed somethin' terrible
♥♥♥♥♥♥' with the corners have a ♥♥♥♥♥ up in Bellevue
Or HDM, hit with numbers from eight to 10
A future in a maximum state pen is grim
The_Pho3nix 12 May, 2023 @ 3:28am 
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
One love, one love, one love, one love
Dear Born, you'll be out soon, stay strong
Out in New York, the same ♥♥♥♥ is goin' on
The crack-heads stalkin', loud-mouths is talkin'
Hold, check out the story yesterday, when I was walkin'
The ♥♥♥♥♥ you shot last year
Tried to appear like he hurtin' somethin'
Word to mother, I heard him frontin'
And he be pumpin' on your block
Your man gave him your glock
The_Pho3nix 12 May, 2023 @ 1:30am 
He didn't listen, he be riffin' while I'm tellin' him stuff
I was like yeah, shorty don't care, she a snake too
♥♥♥♥♥♥' with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from that fake crew that hate you
But yo, guess who got shot in the dome-piece
Jerome's niece, on her way home from Jones beach, it's bugged
Plus little Rob is selling drugs all the time
Hangin' out with young thugs that all carry 9's
The_Pho3nix 11 May, 2023 @ 3:28am 
Wait for the day you'll go away
Knowing that you warned me
Of the price I'd have to pay
And life's full of flaws
Who knows the cause?
Living in the memory of a love that never was
'Cause I've done everything I know
To try and change your mind
And I think I'm gonna miss you
For a long long time
The_Pho3nix 10 May, 2023 @ 3:26pm 
Love will abide
Take things in stride
Sounds like good advice
But there's no one at my side
And time washes clean love's wounds unseen
That's what someone told me
But I don't know what it means
'Cause I've done everything I know
To try and make you mine
And I think I'm gonna love you
For a long long time
The_Pho3nix 8 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm 
So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But when I call, you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore
The_Pho3nix 7 May, 2023 @ 10:55am 
Hello, it's me, I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet. To go over everything. They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing. Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be, When we were younger and free.
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet, There's such a difference between us
And a million miles, Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
The_Pho3nix 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am 
Return YOUR phone calls? You know how much I waited to see my kids? You dont actually deserve them, after our last talk I tought maybe we could talk things through but we are done, you hear me? DONE, dont ever contact me again.
Festive President Farts MCcool 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:52am 
HEY! (UwU) Sorry was that too far? Anyways, I was just wondering (because you look really cute in your profile picture) if you would like to play rust sometime. Its a really cool survival game with lots of pvp but dont worry because i will be there to protect you. Im not flirting i swear its just really rare to meet a cute gamer guy who is actually nice. Anyway haha i think we would get a long well and i would love to play games with you and get to know you more. X
Festive President Farts MCcool 18 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am 
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The_Pho3nix 14 Dec, 2022 @ 7:01am 
This man has a massive 29 inch donger bigger than what you would see on just a regular ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horse. One day we were walking down the street and a horse saw this mans donger and I ♥♥♥♥ you not the horse turned itself into a pickle funniest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever seen.
Festive President Farts MCcool 6 Oct, 2022 @ 12:36pm 
This man is highly insecure. Please support him with all your heart. Speaking of hearts, this man (popcane) is in need of a new one due to cardiac arrest and right atrium failure. if anyone has a heart lying around. please donate it to him.
Irishguy 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง
The_Pho3nix 22 Jun, 2021 @ 2:14pm 
popcane ♥♥♥♥ size = horse
be yourself twin 7 Oct, 2020 @ 1:39am 
+rep penetrates me, all orifices
Popcane 8 Sep, 2020 @ 1:21am 
she needed a bizza
be yourself twin 7 Sep, 2020 @ 6:28am 
who the FRICK is SAMANTHA? u have some explaining to do mister, get online NOW!
The_Pho3nix 23 May, 2020 @ 11:39am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them
The_Pho3nix 10 Aug, 2019 @ 11:01am 
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The_Pho3nix 19 Feb, 2019 @ 8:18am 
Damn right and I'll do it again cuz I am right so I gots to win
Popcane 19 Feb, 2019 @ 8:00am 
i got such a good heart that i make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonder if he did it
youngdaggerbloke 6 Feb, 2019 @ 1:22pm 
+rep ♥♥♥♥* is wet with it
The_Pho3nix 29 Aug, 2018 @ 1:18pm 
THIS ♥♥♥ HAS A FINE ASS
1Q84 22 Aug, 2018 @ 7:23am 
WALMAAAAAAAAAAART
smoke 1 Feb, 2018 @ 3:55pm 
"Rest in peener" -Popcane 2018
Popcane 23 Jul, 2017 @ 1:16pm 
my wife spilled period blood all over the carpet, now normally I would choke her the ♥♥♥♥ out, but thanks to Oxi ♥♥♥♥♥ I got someone to hold me down