Save up your ♥♥♥ in a jar for 7 days with a plastic see through spork inside - once the spork turns completly yellow I want you to freeze the jar after freezing the jar let it melt in the sun at no less than 80 degrees once it returns to a clotted consistency i want you to spread it over what bread with the nuts inside, after you have spread the ejaculation paste all over the wheat bread you are to toast it but in a toaster oven as to not lose any paste - once it has melted completely you are to feed it to me as I am handcuffed to your towel rack in your or my bathroom. You are to slap me and the interchangeably punch my stomach after every bite while occasionaly spitting on me and calling me names like slut, pig, porky, big woof woof. once I finish the bread you are to leave me there until it is time for my next feeding.

hey sorry man, we just needed the extra ELO it was my rankup game

Anyway, when tomorrow came, I decided to make up for it by quickly edging to my new girlfriend in the school bathroom. However, to my surprise, I ejaculated, and it was not a pretty sight.

It was everywhere, and I started panicking. I knew I couldn't clean it up in time, and people were going to start going to the bathroom sooner or later, and I left almost immediately after ejaculating.

I felt so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible for what I did, and during my walk of shame to my class, I wanted to go back and clean up my mess, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

When I got home, I thought I could forget this incident, but I can't. I can literally no longer edge anymore. I can't bring myself to do it. Guys, what should I do?

I feel guilty, but I can't find a way to clear the guilt. I need help.

About a week ago, I ejaculated in the school bathroom. I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence for any of you, but this is a first for me. I'm not the regular kind of jerker, y'know; I don't usually jack myself off that regularly, and certainly not in public areas.

Anyway, let me explain how this happened. A week ago, my friend, a freshman who I knew for quite a while, confessed to me a few days prior to my ejaculation. I was shocked at first, but I obviously reciprocated my love for her immediately afterwards. When I got home from school, all I could think about was her.

As I kept thinking about her, I was getting ready for my routine edging session, and I decided to use her as my motivation. However, during my edging session, I was rudely interrupted by my parents asking me to eat dinner. I sighed, knowing I had to forfeit my edging streak.

Added to ask about something.

Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.