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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Why the ♥♥♥♥ would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I ♥♥♥, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to ♥♥♥. I didn't want to ♥♥♥ everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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/ ノ) ∧ ∧ ) ヽ
/ | (´・ω ・`)ノ⌒(ゝ._,ノ
/ ノ⌒_⌒ゝーく \ /
丶_ ノ ノ、 | /
`ヽ `ー-‘人`ーノ /
丶  ̄ _人’彡ノ
/`ヽ _/\__'
COME AT ME BRO