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Most normal people wash their hands as a way to stay clean and prevent the spread of harmful germs. When using the restroom, a normal person will wash their hands upon entering the restroom, so they do not spread bacteria and viruses to their genitals, while they relieve themselves afterwards. This is why non masturbators do not give themselves STDs. On the other hand, Masturbators will relieve themselves first (with soiled hands), then wash their hands afterwards. They do so, to wash away the disgust of what lives on their genitals, as well as the subconscious shame they have from being a Masturbator. Unfortunately, their lack of hygiene often times results in the spread of STDs, such as: the Clap, the Gay, Herpes, and the bad AIDS. Next time you see someone washing their hands afterwards, in the restroom, make sure to let them know that they aren’t fooling anyone.

hope u dont mind me blowin loud on ur profile!!! HAPPY 4/20!!!!!

So there's a chick in my class i like; unfortunately I'm quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyways one day me, her boyfriend and me are walking among a group of our fellow students to school when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and looses his ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for jupo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old, while the swod is the child of many millienia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the hang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she had missed before, where she had looked but had not seen. She thanks me with a kidd, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say, she saw who the real man was that day.