+rep Stole my kill, then my heart ❤️. I was lining up the perfect AWP shot on Dust2, ready to clutch for the 10th time in a row, feeling like the MVP, when suddenly out of nowhere they swoop in with a lightning fast flick and take the kill like it was the last slice of pizza. At first, I was salty, like seriously, how dare they? But then they threw a smoke so perfectly timed it blinded not only the enemy but also my frustration. They didn’t just steal my kill, they stole the whole round and my respect. Now every time I hear the reload, I hope it’s them saving my sorry aim. Their spray control is smooth like painting a masterpiece. Their game sense? They cover my back before I realize I’m about to screw up. +rep for being a legend, carrying me hard, and making me question why I even try clutching solo. Next time I’ll stand back and let them have glory and maybe they’ll steal my heart again too.

-rep, xeno wallbaning teammates on shack, actual fkn unit

+rep touched my 1 inch punisher when i was 8 yrs old. i have not felt that much sexual pleasure since.

got zero hooks lol

+rep recommended a great guy to ♥♥♥♥ my wife so that id have more time to camp basement on nurse. truly the king of cucks

- rep bad clown + slug and tunnel