Recent reviews by plugg

Just realized the date this game was released on...

I somehow made it through the first couple minutes of this game. I got to the part where you get the O.G. dude with the minigun. I LITERALLY played this game for 5 minutes JUST so I could write a review on it.

Would I recommend this game? I'd rather watch a porn starring my grandmother.

But, in all honesty, this game DOES have some coo...Internet Explorer has stopped working. Windows is checking for a solution to the problem...

You can BUILD a house in this mod, but you can't CREATE a house.

Here's the deal: you can make parts to build a house that is premade. If you get this mod expecting minecraft with better graphics...well...I guess I'd have to laugh xD

The cool thing is, children finally aren't useless! You can adopt the immortal piles of dung and let them track their dirty-ass feet all over your cave bear rug!

You can also have a bard, a personal carriage dude (heck yeah!), and a servant or two.

HOWEVER

The house requires effort, and that is one thing most people lack in video games.

You gotta protect your stupid pile of wood from things like giants, bandits, and skeevers.

I rate this mod at...
5/10

The only good thing about it is that it's about $3 when those blessed steam sales come around.

I strongly recommend this DLC for Skyrim. If you only get one, make it this one.

You can ride dragons, shout tornadoes at nubs, and kill psycho cultists.

Yeah.

But it also adds alot of GOOD gameplay (I'm looking at you, Dawnguard!) and all kinds of new armor and weapons. Very fun to play.

I restart my Skyrim alot, and most of the time I'm a Dark Elf. In case you didn't know, they get treated like a pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in Skyrim. However, in Morrowind, they can't really say anything. SUCK IT YOU NORD FEGS!

9/10 without a doubt.

Waste of $20, worth maybe $5.

It adds some new locations, the ability to become a vampire lord, and also adds a couple new shouts and weapons/armor.

Cool storyline, I guess. Basically, the main antagonist (Lord Harkon) wants to take out the sun because vampires don't like sun. The Dawnguard dudes want to take out Lord Harkon. Either side you choose, you kill Harkon, so yeah.

Adds maybe 2 or 3 hours of extra gameplay (As if Skyrim didn't have enough of that ♥♥♥♥), but all in all, I don't recommend it.

Best game in my library.

8/8