--Games don't make you violent, lag does.
--I'm not a player. I'm a gamer. Players get chicks. I get achievements.
--Failure doesn't mean the game is over, it means try again with experience.
--I'm the hero of a thousand stories. I'm a superhero, an assassin a soldier. I've slain dragons and traveled through portals. I am a spartan, a commander. A king. I've saved a thousand worlds and countless more lives. What am I? I'm a gamer.
--I don't need to get a life. I'm a gamer I have lots of lives.
--Home is where you are 'Player 1'.
--I'm a gamer. Not because I don't have a life. But because I choose to have many.
--I don't have birthdays. I level up!
--I don't know how to play video games casually. I'm either not interested at all or I play 16 hours and forget to eat.
--If someone pauses their game just to text you back, marry them.
--Education is important, but video games are more important.
--Tips on how to talk to someone while they're gaming: Don't.
--Chose to be a gamer because nothing epic ever happens in real life.
--That moment when you finish a game and just don't know what to do with your life anymore.
--5:00AM the hour when the legends are either waking up or going to sleep.
--Eat. Sleep. Game. Repeat.
--What doesn't kill me, gives me EXP.
--Keep calm and game on.
--I have a dream. That one day, my mom will understand that online games cannot be paused.
--If people were influenced by video games, then majority of Facebook users would be farmers by now.
--Keep calm and blame it on the lag.
--I'm sorry for what I said, when I was playing video games.