Here's the thing:

- I have a very huge farm; both crops and animals have been raised in this precious farm of mine.
- I have tons of fish, enough to make me go through the year.
- I have combat skills, I fight all those freakin' monsters inside the cave.
- I can do mining as good as fishing and farming.
- I cook super fast, I can say that it's just a split second.
- Even with this girlish body of mine, I'm also able to forage every single day.
- I'm beloved by other villagers. Such a good girl I am.
- And now I'm married, so happily married that I'm planning to have two kids soon.

Well, I'm a farmer, a forager, a fisherman, a miner, a warrior, a cooker, a wife and a soon-to-be mother.

My life is fabulous. I have everything I've ever asked for.
Well, I meant my life in Stardew Valley...

And what's about my real life?!
It's currently left in ruins!!!

So if you don't want your life in ruins like mine, I don't recommend you to play this game.

Wait a sec--
Why the hell did I press the button Yes to recommend this game?!!!