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1 person found this review helpful
97.2 hrs on record (90.5 hrs at review time)
Good game.
Pew pew bugs,
pew pew bots,
pew pew sony.
Posted 5 May.
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89.1 hrs on record (73.6 hrs at review time)
Good game.

Crashing meh sure, not too many issues otherwise from me. Crashing been less a lot lately after release too.

The games a MP game that's supposed to be developed/released over time so I get that we're still in very early plot stages or else hell I totally believe people would be level 80 now if they could.

Legitimately, what game releases bug free when stress testing across hundreds of unique and different PC set ups need testing?

No lag, less crashing, good gameplay. Could use more classes.

9/10 would kill heretics in the name of the Emperor.
Posted 15 December, 2022.
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228.0 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Wake the ♥♥♥♥ up, We got a game to play.

I've been waiting for this game, and I've been finally excited to play. Really good, characterization, story, writing.

Like many other reviews, a diamond in the rough.

See Witcher 3's launch for comparison. Things will be fixed in the next few months, added, etc.

My only major complaint is a seemingly lack of cybernetics and stuff than what we've seen, besides some stat bonuses or stuff.

Arm/Forearm: Only the weapons we've seen like the wire, mantis blades, gorilla arms, launcher.

Legs: Only seems to be jumping stuff for getting round maps easier. No crouching/stealth bonuses, running stuff, dashing, or changes or effects to add there in.

Weapons should be more varied on style and function based on manufacterer honestly similar to Borderlands. Just doesn't seem varied enough besides "Power/Smart/Tech".

No customization after character creation, and you can't even color or customize your visible cybernetics like someone hinted or mentioned on Q&As or reviews.

I remember the Russian Q&A mention a lot of random immersion stuff like "sitting, eating, and drinking" but thats not here outside of talking to characters and stuff.

Also, I have genitals and nudity enabled but outside of inventory I am being forced to wear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underwear. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underwear ruined the "sad shower" scene earlier honestly. big talk about nudity, sexuality and profanity but almost seems to be censoring itself in some places.

It's a lot of minor stuff hampering the experience, even if its still really good.

Seriously though, add customization stuff back in, and add more Cybernetics. Deus Ex felt more unique because you could enable stuff that actually changed gameplay, while in here it doesn't feel like that. The Jumping mods might help you move around and find the many varied ways to traverse areas, which do exist, actually look for them people. On the flip side, teh arm weapons mod lack any utility or finesse that's been implied. Gorilla arms lets you use turrets though still, thats cool.

I just want to change my hair style, get some new tats, and color my cybernetics. Also see my penis. pretty please.

Posted 11 December, 2020.
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89.4 hrs on record (54.3 hrs at review time)
Chivalry 2 got nothin' on Mordhau.

There are some rage inducing elements, mostly coming from Frontline I feel and certain player strategies: ranging from spamming the easy weapons "Rapiers/Spear" Spammers, or just someone ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yeeting you from no where when you're already engaged in enjoyable combat w/ someone, or a group of someones.

I've had really good games, really bad games. In Frontline, really depends on who you're playing with. More raging when your team is ♥♥♥♥, and you have to fend off 5+ people at once only to die from being unable to block em all. Needs some balancing w/ player skill somehow; a well balanced game I've usually found greatly enjoyable.

I hate anyone that rides a horse, and anyone that can use a catapult efficiently is deadly and hilarious.

10/10, but seriously ♥♥♥♥ people who are cheap with their tactics.

Takes a bit of skill to learn footwork, blocking, and advanced fighting techniques but it's so rewarding when you finally get it down and find yourself capable of fighting more experienced people.

Or when with your footwork established, you know the range of certain weapons so you can just duck the ♥♥♥♥ below a sword swing and then brutalize the poor sod.

Posted 13 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
67.6 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Alien Waterslide Funland! Good soundtrack, smooth and appealing aesthetics and a lot of water.

If you like survival/building games, and want a change of pace from the usual, this is a game for you.

Just hope you aren't afraid of drowning.
Posted 22 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
502.5 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
While still in Alpha Release, and only available for a short while, definitely worth the money to buy. Sadly unlike the mod, most people seem to be trigger crazy and its mostly just scavenging and surviving. What was the three chapters of the Wasteland Survival Guide again? Not much reemergence of cvilization. Should be interesting when vehicles and character creatable objects are available again. Barricades, Cars, etc.

BUY IT, I HAVE SPOKEN.

ALSO, CHEESE.
Posted 14 January, 2014.
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