Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please." "No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..." "Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
ㅤ* The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

hv

he shapeshifted to pit

is a friendly ♥♥♥

Dude if you never shot that fire we would have won that comp. +rep for a good sport tho and not being slaty when we play.

He's friends with the feds, he'll snitch you in a second. He smokes rocks and snitches. 10/10 trader mvp all time greatest.