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And you do it all while being relatable, approachable, smart and laid back, you are a world wonder and must be the most amazing person ever.
And your looks... haha... what... wtf... seriously... like how can someone be so beautiful?
The less I say the better because it's absolutely ridicules.
So I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that I've started getting some feelings for you over time.
But I don't mind what you respond to all of this because in the end I just want to have you around in my life, it doesn't matter in what way.
As friends, aquaintences, real life friends, romanticly, you'd be the best at all of them anyway.
Just know that I'm sending this message with a squeezing feeling in my stomach because I'm worried telling you all this might change something between us, and I'd hate that and it scares me.
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Johnny👨🦱♂️ got up and said:
“Sex is a 😏temptation😏
Caused by a 😩sensation😩
Where a boy 👨🦱♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆
Into a girl’s 💁♀️♀️ 🍑destination🍑
To increase the 👨👩👧population👨👩👦
Of the next ➡️ 👶generation👶
Did you get my ☝️👏explanation👏?
Or do you need 😩💦 a
👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦?
The teacher👩🏫🏫 fainted 😱
Wearing a condom during sex doesn't mean you're having sex. You're literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a plastic bag, your ♥♥♥♥ isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had sex with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your ♥♥♥♥ never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your ♥♥♥♥ in between some nasty roasty curtains. Imagine sticking your ♥♥♥♥ inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.
No excuse, there are alternative measures that don't force you to ♥♥♥♥ a plastic bag
>b-b-but it prevents STDs!
If you're going to ♥♥♥♥ someone who you know isn't clean you deserve the STD
>but it feels like real sex!
But it isn't.
This is your daily reminder, now that you've read it you understand the truth. You can reply with whatever delusional comment you want but the facts will remain in your head no matter what you say. Seethe harder ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
21 go in sooo hard 🍆🍆💦 on this right here, straight up ⏫BANGER! He aint like all them goofies 🤡and oppas 😜🤪who just be usin dat IGROCKET 🚀dawwwt cawwwm jawwwwn to go HAM 🥓🍗🧆 on the GRAM 📷 like all them goofies and oppas 🤡😜🤪🤡be doin these days... 😈👌🤳🙌🍆💦
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So lately it seems like he might take this meme more seriously than I thought. He’s always joked about it, like when I told him I liked White Claw he said “Virgin white claw vs Chad mad dog” and it was pretty funny, but lately I’ve seen him asking me “was that a Virgin or chad thing to do?” For example he is trying to find a good place to take his new coworker (male) to lunch (they were assigned as “buddies”) and he asked me if dim sum was a Virgin or Chad move. Sometimes when getting dressed he’ll ask me if his outfit he chose was a Virgin or chad outfit. He believes sneakers are for virgins so he’ll only wear dress shoes or flip flops. It was funny as a joke but it’s starting to get annoying.
At this rate it seems like we just aren’t compatible but when he’s not going crazy over this meme we actually have fun together. Is there any hope for him to figure this out in therapy? Admittedly it might be hard to get him to go because he thinks people who go to therapists are virgins and therapists are Chad
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