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أكدت دار الافتاء أن كنائس مصر لم تبن إلا في الاسلام. الذي جعل اعادة بناء الكنائس من عمارة البلاد. وأكدت الدار في بيان لها أنه يجوز للمسيحيين بمصر بناء الكنائس اذا احتاجوا إلي ذلك في عباداتهم وشعائرهم وفق اللوائح والقوانين التي تنظمها...

+rep has 1k hours in gmod

-rep doesnt have 1k hours in gmod

Complains that he has no good games to play but has one of the best games of all time

Salut mec!

Je m'appelle Jeff. C'est tout.

a bientot,
Jeff

Look, if you had, one spaghetti
or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever spaghettied
in one spaghetti
would you capture spaghetti, or just let it spaghetti

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Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me.

They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your ♥♥♥♥, not an hour after you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutted. This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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What are you guys playing?
I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.
Is it TheLegend27?!
Yeah, TheLegend27.
Who is the legend 27?
Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.
Born from fire.
I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.
I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.
But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...
WHAM!!! Just like that!
collective gasps
Iphone Notification
What? No, no no no, no no no!
Iphone Notification
That's impossible!
"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!
Mine too!
Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.
You have no idea what just happend.
I might have some idea.
Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27

THE DIRT BIKE RACE

We unhitch the trailer and unload the gear.
We've traveled so long, but we're finally here.

We wait in the line, and my dad pays the fee.
I'm registered now with the head referee.

Now back to the trailer, it's quite a long walk.
On the way I'm thinking much more than I talk.

I put on my helmet but can't find my boots.
I think I look tough, but my mom says I'm cute.

I get on my bike, and I check out the gas.
Do I want a quick snack? No, I think I will pass.

The dirt on the track now, it seems kind of muddy.
I look just ahead, and I see my best buddy.

He's riding quite slowly; he's fast on some days.
He turns at the corner and catches my gaze.

My practice is done. I know what the tracks like.
I ride to the trailer and clean up my bike.

A long, boring time as I wait for my moto.
My mom finds the camera and takes a new photo.

It's finally my turn, and I can't quite sit still.
I'm nervous right now, and my stomach feels ill.

The starting line's full, and I'm ready to race.
My goggles are fogged from the sweat on my face.

Just now the gate drops, and I follow my plan.
I fly to the corner as fast as I can.

A few laps go by, and I'm moving up fast.
This race is so fun, I am having a blast.

In the turn he's outside; I can see it from here.
So I turn my wheel inside and hear the crowd cheer.

And now I'm in first! I am very delighted.
I hope I don't crash now. Oh man, I'm excited.

I glide through the air as I clear the long jump.
I slide through the corner, avoiding the bump.

The last lap is here; I am getting so tired.
My buddy's behind me, the one I admire.

We're now side by side with the finish line near.
I make a mistake, not a crash, but severe.

He gets the flag first so I get second place.
I high-five his hand, with a smile on my face.

He's too fast today, and I just can't beat him.
I think I can win, the next time that I meet him.

We're driving toward home, and I don't want to speak.
I'm imagining crossing the line first next week.

10/10 would sucka on his cocka

sucka on my cocka

10/10 mod would onion again

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whose man sky is this

there is dude

great mod 10/10 would onion again

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+rep i like ur doggo

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STEAM FIENDS

they don't want you to win

You are an independent black woman kid.

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The Islamic State has been established, So wipe out all the borders, Wherever our war goes, Jewish Rabbis are humiliated, O soldiers of the truth, let’s go!

Break the crosses and destroy the lineages of the grandsons of monkeys. The state of Tawheed will remain, in spite of the lies of hateful people.

Repeat the tune of endurance. A light has illuminated, Shaam

So rally all the soldiers!

The Islamic state has been established, so wipe out all the borders. Wherever our war goes, Jewish Rabbis are humiliated.

Soldiers of the truth let’s go!

Repeat the tune of endurance. A light has illuminated the Islamic state. So wipe out all the borders. Wherever our war goes, Jewish Rabbis are humiliated.

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