yo

lets play together

im so sad im snifflign and stuff whdy youweoudl you do this to me like its not very nice that was nt very nice of you and now look at poor me look at me look what you did to me like why would you do this im like this small little creature and you did this to me why would you do this to me this is not very awesome of you and im so sad and sobbing and crying and in tears and im so tiny and this is so mean i cant handle this youre full of hatred and resent towards this poor tiny little creature and im

yoyooo

hi the pew

+rep Everyone knows Mario is cool as ♥♥♥♥. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by cruising turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he bay Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind, Perchance