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j3rryDaPlug42 15 hours ago 
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I cut it off, you know! 18 hours ago 
Grok
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420JMonty2025 27 Dec @ 11:00pm 
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I cut it off, you know! 27 Dec @ 11:55am 
Unironic truth below
I cut it off, you know! 27 Dec @ 11:52am 
CURRENTLY: NON PENETRATIVE HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP
I cut it off, you know! 27 Dec @ 11:51am 
2027 stretching out dudes irl
slow burner 27 Dec @ 11:50am 
2025: yuri
2026: yaoi
2027: ???
I cut it off, you know! 17 Dec @ 1:32pm 
newgen... I BEEN JERKIN IT TO OG JAPANESE YURI SINCE I WERE A YOUNG'N. Don't step to me, i'll spaff on your mum's yankee candles!!!
j3rryDaPlug42 17 Dec @ 4:30am 
🥂🥂🥂
j3rryDaPlug42 17 Dec @ 4:30am 
currently rubbing one out to japanese lesbians scissoring
I cut it off, you know! 12 Dec @ 4:17am 
when you lowkey soak your pink bazooka in NaCI dissolved in h2o so that when a lip filler ting slopsmaxxes you can undergo reverse osmosis and absorb the hyaluronic acid, in turn sizemaxxing before penetrating her semi permeable membrane
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 9:17am 
When I'm watching my wife and another man do scat together and he pushes out a fat log so l genuinely start crying tears of joy knowing my wife finally has her scatplay needs satisfied cuz l can only poop out weak ahh pebbles
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 5:20am 
when i dress as a powerbank for halloween so she plugs her phone into me so i can
download her Flo App data and work out the standard deviation of her jeetmaxxing frequency
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 5:06am 
JAPAN HAS AN AMAZING CATALOGUE OF SCAT
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 5:04am 
My Saturday sorted. Prozzy ordered. Spunk in 5 mins then use the remaining 55 for a back tickle and trauma dump. I CAN NOT lose
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 5:02am 
My head got hot, but I still feel chilly
I'm stuck in the snow, just me and my killy
It's half past eight in the mornin', lines gettin' racked up, but I'm going straight to the stu'
Yeah, I can't lie you're a pretty little boo, but I tell her "Bruck dat," cah I favour the view
s0yi 7 Dec @ 4:56am 
Ya heard signed by lbox.godfathers est 2013
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:45am 
everything gwarn be irie ya heard
s0yi 7 Dec @ 4:44am 
Aye aphmic thanks for delivering my uber eats order currently enjoying my 60 nuggets from maccies m8 +rep fast delivery 10 quid tipped
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:43am 
when i lowkey get sent into ragegartha by a stupid bint so i try and calm myself through box breathing but inhale🔁exhale so fast i spontaneously combust and detonate with enough force subduction of the lenton triangle tectonic plate, in turn exposing the underground tartarians who paid her to spike my cortisol
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:41am 
when i lowkey OD on john f kennedy and hallucinate blowing out my candles on my birthday cake, making a wish to perform a DCF on ntu hula hooping society to work out the present value of future nyashflows but a mark henry esque ting brings me back to reality by wishing me a happy girthday so i deploy active camo and sneak back into the ocean wednesday crowds
melo 7 Dec @ 4:38am 
Nonsense like usual. Glad to see you’re still the same kind foenem.
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:34am 
Appraentlt we are the reason birds got mackrel reeked minges
19:01
Proper haddock flaps
19:01
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:34am 
Trust me when I say this, smell some mushrooms soaked in water them smell a spunky sock. You wont eat mushrooms again
18:58
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:33am 
when you lowkey send a ting to pingartha after she begs you to fill her with slovenian research chemicals sourced from whatsapp and you get a flashback to the first time Raj from indiamart responded to you
she wants to be tan but my heart feels MT2 (empty too)
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:28am 
when you lowkey ask a former intern for a coffee chat and her bf tells you dbi so you activate tempest and electrify all her y chromosomes turning her into a non binary femcel so she can experience your perspective of truecel rage
4,540
I cut it off, you know! 7 Dec @ 4:26am 
when i'm in shapes and lowkey want to scout for the fresher who tossed me off in the photo booth last time so i undergo meiosis and split in 4 in a bid to conduct recon in every single section of the shubz
melo 7 Dec @ 2:10am 
Welcome back ragebait boss.
I cut it off, you know! 6 Dec @ 9:46am 
when i've got a natural bbl bundalengerz in my passenger so i secretly turn on her heated seat to see if an aroma pollutes the car air and conduct olfactory reconnaissance
I cut it off, you know! 6 Dec @ 9:43am 
when i get back from spending time with a ting and can't work out whether her kicking me was an lol (indicator of interest) or she genuinely wanted to brutalise me so i have a quick chinwag with chatgpt to dispel all doubt and remove the mind forged truecel manacles visible from my steely gaze
Me 6 Dec @ 9:41am 
When a femcel foidlet wants to peg me but I'm a sub 2 stonecold truecel so I genuinely ignore her
I cut it off, you know! 4 Dec @ 10:54pm 
Penis
Chunky 4 Dec @ 4:34pm 
bludclart ♥♥♥♥♥ snatcher
I cut it off, you know! 4 Dec @ 1:59pm 
when i get back from spending time with a ting and can't work out whether her kicking me was an lol (indicator of interest) or she genuinely wanted to brutalise me so i have a quick chinwag with chatgpt to dispel all doubt and remove the mind forged truecel manacles visible from my steely gaze
I cut it off, you know! 3 Dec @ 8:53am 
Dan The Diamond Scatcart
j3rryDaPlug42 3 Dec @ 4:56am 
#ScatTok
Chunky 3 Dec @ 4:13am 
neeky squirt bum :raft_bruce:
I cut it off, you know! 21 Nov @ 2:43pm 
Yeah so I could motorboat Maxwell up the boys
j3rryDaPlug42 21 Nov @ 1:11pm 
little st james frequent visitor
I cut it off, you know! 17 Nov @ 2:46pm 
Mi casa su casa. Mi masusa sucka su cocka
I cut it off, you know! 6 Oct @ 1:13pm 
От меня воняет, я как унитаз
I cut it off, you know! 30 Sep @ 11:49am 
Opinion loading
slow burner 30 Sep @ 11:03am 
Vivian swimsuit skin
I cut it off, you know! 27 Sep @ 12:13pm 
Trvke
slow burner 27 Sep @ 6:24am 
Lucia sweaty armpits
slow burner 27 Sep @ 6:22am 
Yep
slow burner 26 Sep @ 2:21pm 
Zzz yuri ao3
I cut it off, you know! 10 Sep @ 11:50pm 
So true
Me 7 Sep @ 7:28pm 
caesar king sweaty feet
I cut it off, you know! 7 Sep @ 2:35pm 
🥂