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2.9 hours past 2 weeks?
Gotta pump those numbers up, champ

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How’s no poop november been going for y’all?

For me, it’s been going pretty smoothly, but the stomach aches are coming in. I just hope I don’t ♥♥♥♥ my pants in the middle of gym class like last year.

My number 1 tip is to never fart. That has turns to liquid real quick, and once that train starts, it don’t stop baby

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Asking out your crush can be a crap daunting task, but by using a combination of scientific data and extensive aviation knowledge, you can successfully grab her attention. We've all been in this crap situation: you want to ask out your crush, but they are surrounded by Chads and someone who looks like El Chapo. Suddenly your legs give way and you collapse smelly and alone on the floor.
Scenario 1: The Hallway.
First you must walk over to her at exactly 2.6 miles per hour. This is important to getting her to notice you. Too fast and she could miss you; too slow and you will blend in with the surroundings. Avoid any obstacles, such as other humans, collapsed roof tiles and natural disasters. This could impede your final approach. Walk up to a safe distance away from your crush and grab her attention.

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"You have a nice spine." Here's a useful tip: don't look like you've come out of a burning nuclear reactor; instead, you should look like you've come out of a
well maintained nuclear reactor, like Three Mile Island.
"I smell like burning uranium." - Incorrect
"I've just finished my shift at Three Mile Island. Would you like to go for some coffee?" - Correct
Do not attempt this maneuver near a dangerous area, as this video demonstrates.
Billy was walking down the hallway to his crush to compliment her feet, when he got into an argument about quantum mechanics, causing her to violently fall and die. This is not recommended as you will not be able to ask out your crush.

Now, let's move on to a common scenario, where practice makes perfect.
You are on a runway and your crush is standing on runway 22L, adjacent to the cargo docking bay. Failure to perform these next steps can be critical as your crush may not notice you.
Proceed down runway 22 left using vector approach from Air Traffic Control.
Watch the glide slope as you make the ILS approach.
Open flaps to full and continue down runway 22 left, insuring the angle of approach is no more than 26 degrees.
This could block you from your crush's peripheral vision.
Once you have reached her, ask for her number.
It's important that you do not hesitate as she could walk away.

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Happy new year, Olly! I wish you a good one!

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