his tip is always sticky!!! +rep

So the peashooter has many forms: fire, ice, electric, shoot, even shadow. But recently there's been new mods that really need to be added to the game. So there's three and the first one is bendy, he shoots wrenches, look at this.
Oh that's sick, but why not ink?
Dude wait, that's actually a good idea, but look at this one.
Oh they should actually add that.
Yeah, the game would go viral but look at this, it's John Pork.
What?
I'm just kidding, actually look at this one.
Is that an enderman?
Yeah, it's an ender pea, it shoots minecraft blocks

FYI it takes a lot more than just a blink of an eye and cheap small talk to erect my penis.