Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
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Sister Mary headed through the night-time hospital with the Adversary,
Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called
Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan and Lord of
Darkness safely in her arms. She found a bassinet and laid him down in it.
He gurgled. She gave him a tickle.
-- The antichrist is born
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.
-- Linus Torvalds
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The poetry of heroism appeals irresitably to those who don't go to a war,
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