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21 of 50 (42%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 7:24am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 3:16pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:55pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:01pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 8:08am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:05pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:10am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 1:29pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:42pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:12am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2015 @ 1:37am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2015 @ 4:29pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 7:18am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2015 @ 7:56am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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