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ㅤ* "My wife is really immature. It's pathetic. Every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks all my little boats."
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
ㅤ* When in doubt, mumble.
🎍 * 🎁 * 💙 * 🚗 * 🔋 * 📀 * 💗 * 🎫 * 🕺 * 🐝 * 🐛 * 🌋 * 🍇 * ⚡ * 🍖 * 📗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!
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