Recent reviews by The Patchnote Prophet

The borg would be jealous of the level of perfection that was achieved in this game.

I have done it. I have mastered stupidity. I am now the Ultra Chump.

I had skirted around the mountains of madness as I had created my little "death cult" of worshippers, never truly understanding the horrors I was about to unleash upon the world...I just wanted to make some money. Who would have thought that the Great Old Ones were real??

Oh yeah! I never played much in the way of factory games, yet snatched this up just so I could build Dyson Spheres. After about 200 hours, trial and error, I finally did it...maybe a little too large, and took too long as a result, but I got one. Starting a second now, and soon there will be more.

I had played this a lot on my PS4, but recently decided to play it on PC for a while. Re-unlocking everything I've had has been so much fun.

Quite a bit of fun! Been trying this out for a small while now, and it's very reminiscing of the good Black and White games (minus your creature buddy). So far just playing around with it, and restarting when I unlock new traits to try out.

My main beef would be in picking up the nuggets. I try my best to be gentle, but once in a while, when I try to put them down, I just end up squishing the poor little guys.

I know it's in early access, but hopefully soon I'll be able to fully take advantage of some of the tech in the tree.

Tried the game out for a few hours, rather enjoy it so far! There are a few issues I've had: a lot of items to pick up are real sensitive, you gotta be very precise in where you're looking to get them; driving is also very sensitive, gotta steer very carefully.

Also had triggered a fight by mistake in one mission, and somehow managed to win, haha.

After a while of trial and error, I'm finally starting to get the hang of this game. It's actually quite fun. Simplistic, yet so complex at the same time.

Definitely a lot of fun, but not comparable to the originals. Still recommend!

Fun, brainless entertainment. Just what I need to pass the time.