Recent reviews by Anonymous

Don't read reviews just download it, you wont regret it. Might be the most fun game Valve ever made...

Random ass ♥♥♥♥ of a game. Tries to be smart fails miserably. Classic Valve game, trading all possibilities of having fun for a balanced game. Random cards in hands, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of cards with random abilities, and random positioning of cards when you click to deploy it. And thats like 80% of the game, positioning. Thats your balance. In being random.
You want to be smart and play some interesting card combo decks? ♥♥♥♥ you. You gonna play what Valve says dont you even think about being creative. Oh you wanna cast a level 1 most basic card you have? You better have mana for it. You got? Well too bad your card is wrong color. The ♥♥♥♥ do you want more? Should i check if the card has wife and kids, maybe they should be fed first before playing? Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ.
Oh you made a deck that follows stricter rules then Jews hiding in Berlin in '41? Well great, hop in to the match and watch how 50% of the game unfolds according to random placements of the creeps and cards you get in round 1. Pathetic. Sad. Cringy.

Best worst game i ever played.