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It's a fun game but then sony sliced off its legs and arms and now nobody plays it

If the binding of isaac didn't hold such a special place in my heart, Hades would be my number 1 favorite roguelite. The tippy toppest tier art, amazing weapons, so much customization, it's hard to come up with reasons for this game isn't a 10/10.

ayye oooh i shoota da bugs ovah heeere

My friend and I exclusively play 1v1 beowulf, most fun i've ever had 9/10 needs more wulf

This game is seriously disappointing. all the guns feel too weak and I never want to use them because I'm worried about ammo consumption. all items are way too scarce and the dodge roll is barely worth using. if anyone wants to play this game, just play Noita or Binding of Isaac instead. overall, this is a really good concept and framework brought down by stupid decisions to make the game """"""harder"""""""

Ah (gas, gas, gas)
Ah
Do you like my car?
Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting
Got this feeling really deep in my soul
Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on
Gonna take my car, gonna sit in
Gonna drive along 'til I get you
'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it
I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show
Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you
It's like a hot sensation
Got this power that is taking me out
Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go
Gonna take my car, gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone 'til I get you
'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it
I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show
Gonna take my car, do you like my car?
'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it
I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas, gas, gas
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show
Gas, gas, gas
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Gas, gas, gas
And you'll see the big show
Ah

this game would be fun but it has this downright stupid mechanic where moving AT ALL makes it so that it is guaranteed you never hit a single shot, so if you want to do anything you have to sit there and get shot. seriously disappointing.

Better than most established rpgs like what

As of now, I have played Loek for 9 hours and gotten all achievements. I have to say that Loek is a very unique piece of art. While playing Loek, I could never say I was bored. Whether it be jumping into paintings Mario 64 style or finding all the destructible walls or clipping out of the map I was always very engaged. I think Loek has a very interesting art style, and enjoy the multi-color walls and oddly-shaped rooms and corridors.

As a person who plays a looot of idle games, this is def. the best one.