i’m not exagerrating when i say that sleep is the worst thing thats ever happened to me and the hours i spend with my eyes wired open by caffeine is the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time i spend, period. i have danced a samba with cthulu and it has gone well and we are french kissing now with the promise of more. i’m gonna ♥♥♥♥ every eldritch horror by the time this 5 hour energy is done. after that i’m going to finish an energy drink and get a) heart problems and b) to third base with yog sothoth. are you ready? you’re not. it was rhetorical. no one is ready

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁Brother☁

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