Praise the Omnissiah!








Well I may be retarded, but I`m smarter than you!

"But I believe!"- Aklon "Well you`re retarded" -anon 2016

"don't know what was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going on there, it was SO deep"- best friend

"I`ve secretly been a latex electronica german my whole life"-me 2016

"Woah, that`s a lot of porn"- me 2016

"All you need is a 17 year old girl and anything is possible"- me 2016

Horse mouths are made for blowjobs-Tenebus 2016

"im friends with jesus!"-der 2016




Grandpa, you`re a hacker! Jearmany



Shoipa,shoiman,boiplen, mootent spoidah,

I like to put ice-cubes in my bathtub and wear a ushanka hat and pretend i`m russian- AND DON`T FORGET put it in the bag.


(Try not to remove me silently bitte) Hallo, wie geht es dir? Ich habe im April geburtstag und ich bin ein panzer kammandant. Yee. und Ich lerne Deutsch


I NEED MORE PORN OF YOU-anon 2015


♥♥♥♥♥ please it was made in my home country- Me 2015

I will shoot your nipples off with my cannon- me


GO EAT A CRUMPET YOU FILTHY ROSBEEF- me 2016 to any british friends


"Whats the difference between you and that peanut"
"We both look stupid"
"No you both are strangely shaped"
"im a charger but this is not hotel so therefore im not God" -Aklon

"dont look in my house with your dirty eyes" -Wesker "Western wear"


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HAMMERZEIT!