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im sorry

shut up

overseer barstow

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come back home i miss you

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I stared at that spinning burger. It spinned. It was a slow, teasing rotation, but to me it was all too fast to really admire the burger's texture, the curves, the seeds that of which sit unto a browned burger bun. I couldn't help myself from peering at this burger for longer than I should, one moment the time said it was 5:23 and the next it was 6:17. The white background was a bit of the eyesore, because the burger should glow on its own! Nevertheless, I can't say the burger itself was, should I say, perfect. All of this is none to the fault of the creators - mind you. It saddens me to harp on the fact, but as my duty as a reviewer, I have to say the burger was not of prime standard. The lettuce? It was falling off! It looked like someone had ripped off the grass from a pesticide-ridden suburban lawn and slapped it into a patty. Disgraceful.

I FAILED AT POSTING A BIG BABY SO HERE HAVE THIS ONE
o|O(

Come get your kid

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Who let a baby play GTA 5??

honestly? im actually sorry about that one. but also, IM NOT!!!!!!!!! aprils fools

There's something obscenely delightful about clamping down on Jabba's gaping calcium cannons and sucking them drier than Tatooine. His slimy body combined with his poor hygiene gives a unique flavor, pretty sure half of the concoction oozing afterwards is pus. Literally not even a malnourished African newborn child cling to the teat of their mother could compare to the unquenchable thirst I feel. The sensation of the Hutt's slimy tail gripping my swollen nuts makes me climax hard enough to rupture 100cm A500 grade steel pipelines. The perfect vessel for this outburst of fervent tension is to stick my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into one of his yet un-assaulted colostrum gushers, the thick leathery hide can take the pressure.

Fricken baby.

nice computer specs

among us

this is all part of the plan

Please don't dm me

get them nasty fruits off your profile

NGL is an abbreviation for "not gonna lie" or "not going to lie". It's often used in text messages and on social media to admit something embarrassing or to make a complaint less offensive. For example, "That was tough ngl" or "Ngl you really upset me".

so think before you say something hurtful again

hey my steam account got hacked can I use your credit card to get it back?

hey are you the one who wrecked the mobility scooter in the vegetable oil aisle at target this is the target security team please return the gift cards we also know you stole

fart

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Please remove me from your partner listings.

Please stop messaging me

Woke up Christmas morning, I could feel it in my bones
He was coming here, he would enter my home
Climbing down the chimney, bag of secrets on his back
You could sense my pain, but you were stronger than that

I can't, I can't wait to open all my presents
I can, I can change, I'll be the one you needed
Please, honey, you should stay, we'll work it out together
Santa's on his way, he'll make it better

Coulda been good ones, coulda been bad ones
Coulda been only ones
Shoulda been bolder, shoulda been brave enough
Shoulda been there when you needed me the most

I wish that you were here, Christmas time in my home
But Santa Claus is crying and the Chowder Man knows
I'm drownin' in the sorrow, lost presents and love
There's Christmas pain in Christmas Town

Bottle in my hand, try to drink it away
The snow is falling down, I'm so cold and afraid
Baby, I need you in my life, but you ain't comin' 'round
There's Christmas pain in Christmas Town

【N】【I】【C】【E】 【B】【O】【O】【B】【S】 【I】【N】 【B】【I】【O】

So I (74M) was recently hit by a car (2014 Honda) and died. My wife (5F) organized me a funeral (cost $2747) without asking me (74M) at all. I (74M) was unable to make it because I (74M) was dead (17 days). At the funeral I heard my dad (15M) and other family members talking about how they wish I could be there and now I feel bad for not showing up. AITA?

May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of tan isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

ermmm wat the ♥♥♥♥ is that thig.

u made my nipples very stinky last time u sucked them venmo me $5

Sit down

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

U hear me?

Im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get you

can i come to your house and make a mess

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another ♥♥♥♥♥ pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?

Man shut the ♥♥♥♥ uyp. Dont leave comments if you cant handle the flame Contact me again and ill foward you to steam support OK?

oh these? my boobies? my massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tiddies? my super stuffed up milkies? my honker donker doinky boinkies? my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? do you mean these super duper ultra ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits?

Catalytic Converter on my pc went bad & it will nott pass a smog check gonna be a while before games 😔😔

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2012 really happened and it was a crazy TSUNAMI everywhere all at the same time!!! only 1990s kids will remember 😔

Hey everyone I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing csgo for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my csgo-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.

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I actually keep them open at night. oh no

When it’s the middle of the night and you gotta go from stoned and hungry to eating a quick hot meal as fast as possible, them there cans of beans start to shimmer and twinkle like a soda machine in the middle of a hot desert

i can smell you through my computer screen

Wow another steam summer sale has arrived! Steam Summer sale 2023 is here and it is full of amazing discounts on amazing games like skyrim Standard edition, skiyrm Enhanced or even skyrim Anniversary.