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OMG OMG IM DYING OF LAUGHTER LIKE SERIOUSLY PLEASE CALL 911 IM CHOKING ON LAUGHTER THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER PLEASE HELP ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT LET ME DIE

i'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse like you requested but we'll work on it thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND

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what the hell is going on with this guy